Without her signature overdone red lips and coiffed hair helmet, Gwen Stefani looks ten years younger and like fifty times hotter. Maybe she finally wised up and canned her old hair and makeup guy! Not to worry, though — I’m sure he’ll be able to find work dolling up the ladies at retirement home bridge clubs or painting up homicidal maniacs who just escaped from the Arkham Asylum.

At the Fashion Group International’s 26th Annual Night of Stars last night (with Evan Rachel Wood and Dita von Teese):

Early 16th-centruy Renaissance artists often depicted the feminine incarnation of Satan as a nude woman with long red hair. No word as to who they depicted as the feminine incarnation of cliched ass-hattery and craptitude, but I think Marilyn Manson’s probably a pretty safe bet.

Evan Rachel Wood devilishly naked in i-D Magazine:

Now that she’s done bumping vaginas with Marilyn Manson, 21-year old Evan Rachel Wood has moved on to greener greasier pastures — 56-year-old actor Mickey Rourke. Fox News says

The two attended Grey Goose’s Official SAG after-party at the Shrine on Sunday evening but were spotted leaving together enroute to the later after party at the Four Seasons Hotel. The actress went upstairs with Rourke when he suddenly grabbed her for a lip-lock in the outside area of the swanky five-star hotel.

The duo have been romantically linked since she played his daughter in “The Wrestler,” although Wood always denied that they were anything more than friends.

You know, there are a lot easier ways of letting your parents know how much you hate yourself. My Chemical Romance and cutting, for example. Might want to look into that.

At the SAG awards:

Corky from “Life Goes On,” is that you?:

Here’s proof that “uglier than a blobfish” can hold a pretty girl’s attention for only so long: Actress Evan Rachel Wood has reportedly dumped Marilyn Manson’s skinny latex-clad ass. The reason for the split? Her free-loading brother. NME explains,

The goth-rocker, 38, whose real name is Brian Warner, got together with the actress in 2006, when she was just 18. At the time, he was still married to burlesque star Dita Von Teese.

The pair reportedly split up after Manson wanted to kick Wood’s brother Ira out of the couple’s guest house, which is reportedly owned by Wood.

“Evan owned the house and didn’t want her unemployed sibling living on the street,” a source reportedly told Star Magazine. “It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was.”

Here’s a hint, guys. If you can manage to get a beautiful woman to actually pay attention to you based on your “uniqueness”, and you in no way compare in looks to said lovely lady, YOU BEST BE KISSING THE GROUND SHE WALKS ON.

Evan at the screening of The Wrestler:

Evan Rachel Wood opens up in next month’s issue of “GQ” about the racy video for “Heart-Shaped Glasses” she shot with boyfriend Marilyn Manson. People magazine reports

“At the end of the video, we’re kissing and it’s raining blood – and for me, that was one of the most romantic moments of my entire life,” Wood, 19, says in the September issue of GQ magazine. “We made it for each other … Because that’s how we were feeling at the time: Even though ugliness can be all around you – you can literally be in a thunderstorm of blood – if you look past that, it really is just two people holding on to each other. And you know, the same thing with the sex scene. If you’re going to have a sex scene, that’s what it is. When you’re with someone and you’re in love, that’s usually what happens. It’s not always soft. Sometimes it’s somebody screaming or whatever.”

I agree wholeheartedly. I can’t remember the last time I had sex where screaming and blood weren’t involved. Well, not actual intercourse per se, but sanguine cyber orgies with several psions and otherkin I met in the Deltona Darkened Souls vampire forum. My mom won’t let me go to the actual clan meetings until I get my own apartment. Then you better believe it’s on, baby!