Lindsay Lohan’s Girlfriend Hospitalized for ‘Exhaustion’
Tags: depression, exhaustions, girlfriend, hospital, hospitalized, lesbian, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson

Lindsay Lohan accompanied girlfriend Samantha Ronson as she was rushed to hospital for an overnight visit yesterday. A bit of the ol’ “monkey poisoning,” perhaps? Not quite. According to Nine MSN
Samantha is suffering from depression and exhaustion.
Oh, she’s tired, is she? Jesus H. It’s not like she’s spending her nights shepherding invalids over the Afghan border in a hand-pulled oxcart. She stands in a fucking booth and scratches records for three hours a day, once, maybe twice a week. You know what I think this little “hospitalization” is really about? Blue Cross/Blue Shield has finally implemented some of my suggestions and starting offering coverage for “ugly.” Now, to the Bat Cave to get the ball rolling on “fat” and “old!” Away!
Leaving Crown Bar this weekend looking more in love than ever:
