Here are the rest of the models featured in the 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorer’s Edition, because while they may not yet be famous, they still have boobs. And that right there is two-thirds of the hiring requirements here at Yeeeah! I’m pretty sure the other third was something about people skills. God knows it wasn’t writing!

Cintia Dicker:

Daniela Sarahyba:

Julie Henderson:

Kim Cloutier:

Tori Praver:

The 2009 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Explorer’s Edition Portfolio contains tons of bikini-clad pictures of models Bar Rafaeli, Brooklyn Decker and Hilary Rhoda (just to name a few), although I’m not entirely sure what makes it the “Explorer’s Edition.” Perhaps there’s a mariner’s guide to the Straits of Magellan and a crudely-drawn map to the Lost City of Gold in the back. You know, in case you feel like rubbing one out on the legend of El Dorado instead of Bar Rafaeli’s face. I’m sure that happens a lot if your last name is Pizarro.