Lady Gaga Wants a Boob Job
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Lady Gaga is all ready to put the cherry on her plastic parfait. That sounds a whole lot more disgusting than it needed to. Nine MSN says:
The kooky popster reportedly got envious of a waitresses’ fake boobs and wanted to a buy a pair of her own.
“I love your boobs! Are they real?” Gaga asked the waitress. “I really want to get implants too, I love false boobs.”
Gaga was apparently out to lunch with her lover Luc Carl.
“I’m not sure how Luc would feel about me getting my boobs made bigger,” she reportedly told the waitress. “He’s into real boobs, so that’s why he adores me so much.”
Yes, if there’s one reason to love Lady Gaga, it’s those spectacular real boobs up there. It’s not everyday God sculpts a flat tire filled with pudding and tries to pass it off as a breast. Better luck next time, Jesus!
