Christian Bale finally spoke out on Friday on KROQ’s Kevin and Bean show to apologize for his expletive-ridden rant on the set of Terminator Salvation. Seriously, hotness covers a multitude of sins, so his seemingly heart-felt and humble apology sanctifies him in my book.  In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. Amen!

MSNBC recaps his apology:

“I have no confusion whatsoever, I was out of order beyond belief,” Bale told the Kevin & Bean show. “I was way out of order. I acted like a punk. I regret that. And there is nobody that has heard that tape that is hit harder by it then me.

“I make no excuses for it, it is inexcusable. And I hope that that is absolutely clear,” Bale said.

“Nothing could be farther from the truth. I’m a lucky … I don’t want to swear … I’m a lucky s.o.b. I never forget that and that is why I put so much into what I do. Please, if anybody ever sees that I really am thinking that I’m better than anybody else, stick a fork in my backside, turn me over, I will be done. That is not me.”

For those of you who haven’t seen Family Guy’s spoof on his rant: