Lindsay Lohan has been in jail for only a week, but she’s missing her family.  Boo. Hoo. Says Digital Spy,

Lindsay Lohan’s lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley has said that the actress misses her family while behind bars.

The 24-year-old is currently serving two weeks of a 90-day sentence at the Century Regional Detention Facility in California.

However, she was barred from seeing family and friends last weekend because of a limit on the number of visitors allowed by the prison.

“It was hard for her not to see her family over the weekend,” Holley told People.

“She obviously wants to see her family.”

Holley added that she hoped to have Lohan out of jail by the end of this week.

“We hope to know something soon,” she said.

And by family, she means Daddy Coke, Mom Vodka and Brother Random Cock. You could probably throw in a little Aunt Pussy in there as well.

Here’s pictures of Ashley Greene leaving the gym, because orange jumpsuits aren’t flattering on anyone:

Now that she’s had a change of heart and decided to embrace her Latina roots, Jessica Alba dressed up as Dora the Explorer for Halloween. Just one of many “eh-strong Latina woman” costumes from which to choose if you’re a girl of color, I’m sure. Like, um… let’s see… well, there’s Rosario from “Will and Grace.” She’s one. And that midget from Fantasy Island, whats-her-name. (On second thought, that might have been a man. I don’t think anybody really knows for sure.) Oh, and Charo, right? I almost forgot about Charo! Cuchi-cuchi! See, there’s a ton of options. Good for Jessica for trouncing the traditional demeaning Latina eh-stereotype.

Jessica Alba as Dora and husband Cash Warren as Diego:

Kate Beckinsale as Adam Ant:

Helena Christensen as a painter’s palette:

Brooke Shields in a Cleopatra flapper wig as… her daughter’s pimp? I don’t know:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online

I guess if he can’t be shirtless, seeing Hugh Jackman in a perfectly-tailored suit is the next best thing. Provided a sailor’s dress whites or a fireman’s uniform weren’t available, I mean.

With his girls in the West Village: