I don’t watch televised golf because I find it stuffy and boring and nobody’s shirtless, but Tiger Woods’ little stunt at the Buick Open this weekend just might change all that. (Fast forward to the 12 second mark in the above video and you’ll see what I’m talking about.) Tiger totally farted on live TV. Then he starts laughing about it, so there’s no denying it was him, because there’s no laughing or having fun in golf ever. Personally, I think farts are just what golf needs. Work in slow-motion boobies and full-contact sparring on the 18th hole and the PGA Tour viewership will quadruple overnight. Trust me! If there’s one thing I know, it’s the power of the lowest common denominator. Just have a look at this site.