Jessica Simpson really opened up at her concert at the Avalon Ballroom yesterday and let out a lot of hot air in the process. Hot, stinky air. According to the Niagra Falls Review

This cowgirl seems completely lost and desperate for approval on stage. She’s still living in a reality show, convinced everyone is so fascinated with her personal life, they’d rather hear her talk than sing. Simpson opened up about God, divorce and, um, flatulence. “I do pass gas a lot,” she said. “I guarantee it smells like roses.”

I think Andre 3000 said it best — “I know you like to think your shit don’t staaank, but roses really smell like poo poo.” Words to live by, my friends. Words to live by.

Bitter beer face + Leno chin: