Archives

Style

Well, let me be the first to say I am NOT a Belieber. I have never wanted to beat the Christmas spirit out of someone before. Too bad there’s never a yule log around when you need one.

And P.S. Vanilla Ice wants his haircut back.

Since Santa’s the only one who can pull off a red suit in December, check out some red blazers instead in the gallery above!

News

Kristen Wiig

Really, orange lipstick? Ruched beaded loin panel? Gray and salmon? It looks like something an oracle would wear in a sixties Star Trek episode. Or maybe something Tootsie would wear for dinner and drinks. No.

Web finds, fun, fashion + fails:

The ten worst Christmas movies of all time. (Mandatory)

Does Kim Kardashian have an eating disorder? I don’t know, but if it’s good for ratings, I bet she does! (Celeb Slam)

How to be a lady in red: choosing the right shade for you. (Who What Wear)

OMG just click on it. You’ll be glad you did. (Jezebel)

Katy Perry is Vegas perfection at the NRJ Music Awards. (Hollywood PQ)

Look what Elle did to Jennifer Lawrence: photoshop before and after. (Pajiba)

How to take a look from “office” to “office party.” Hint: it’s not “taking off your bra.” I’m looking at YOU, human resources. (Fab Over Forty)

I’m pretty sure everybody hates Mark Wahlberg. (Daily Stab)

Exude elegance without looking overdone in a red jersey dress. (Modavanti)

Justin Bieber jokes about retiring and some of his twee fans threaten to kill themselves. I say let it go, it’s nature’s way. (Evil Beet)

Read More

Style

The color is fab. The rest of Julia Roberts’ look at the NY premiere of “August: Osage County” is not. Her Proenza Schouler dress is bulky and reads like a polyester uniform and the waistband sits too high, which makes her look wide through the middle. And THOSE SHOES. They’re a crime against God and humanity. May they suffer the same fate as Kellie Pickler’s platform pumps. Amen.

News

Kellie Pickler

Kellie Pickler is only 27 and was born a woman, but nothing about her look says either of those things. It’s like a dirty bomb of makeup and sequins went off and she was ground zero.

And those shoes. Burn with fire and never speak of them again.

Web finds, fun, fashion + fails:

Because sometimes fashion is hard. (Mandatory)

Kim Kardashian instagrams a side-by-side comparison of herself with Elizabeth Taylor because she’s not at all self-absorbed. (Celebitchy)

You had me at “whack-a-mole kitten.” (Huffington Post)

Laura Mercier’s Secret Brightening Powder is THE way to look wide-awake and refreshed and not at all like you were out till two the night before. (Fab Over 40)

Kate Winslet gives birth to a baby boy! (ICYDK)

5 celebrity scandals of 2013 worth remembering, mostly because we won’t let you forget. (ONTD)

Queen Latifah became an alcoholic after her younger brother was killed in a motorcycle crash on the bike she bought for him. (Evil Beet)

Lindsay Lohan apologizes to Oprah for being Lindsay Lohan. It’s a good place to start. (popbytes)

Fifty Shades of I Don’t Think So. (Seriously? OMG)

Only Mr. Smeds and Mr. Spats work hats more than Lady Gaga. (I’m Not Obsessed)

Demi Lovato opens up about her binge eating, saying she would bake cookies and then eat the whole pan. Been there, my friend. Only I never bothered to bake them first. (Skinny vs Curvy)

Cameron Diaz sans fard, and she looks great. (Bitten & Bound)

Read More

Style

When your dress is sharp and pointy and your collarbone is sharp and pointy and your jewelry is sharp and pointy, your shoes should not also be sharp and pointy. She’s like a very expensive sea urchin. Or like a sparkly Viet Cong booby trap.

Silver pointy-toe pump four different ways:

SILVER POINTY-TOE PUMP + anklestrap = DKNY Saffie Ankle Strap Pumps ($245.00)

SILVER POINTY-TOE PUMP + cap toe = Aldo Essie cap-toe heels (reg $100 sale $29.98)

SILVER POINTY-TOE PUMP + texture = Fergie Protest pump (reg $90 sale $29.98)

SILVER POINTY-TOE PUMP + cut outs: Salvatore Ferragamo Shootie bootie pump ($650)

Find us on Google Plus