Jun 29, 2011
An email in which a 23-year-old University of California Berkeley graduate revealed that Pulp Fiction director Quentin Tarantino liked to tug on his “nub-like” wiener while he sucked on her toes went viral this afternoon, much to the chagrin of mind’s eyes everywhere. Radar Online says:
Beejoli Shah details her bizarre encounter with Tarantino, 48, after meeting him at a party in the Hollywood Hills and later going home with him, where she states: “Quentin Tarantino asks, ‘Can I suck on your toes while I jerk off?’”
Shah accompanies the email with pictures she took with Tarantino in a photo booth at his home the night of June 1, 2011, as proof of her wild night with him.
My favorite part of the email (which you can read in its entirety after the jump) is the part where she describes Quentin’s manhood in less-than-flattering terms. She writes:
QT has the most unattractive penis I have ever seen (short. fat. nub-like. The chode of all chodes. Boys, those junior high pamphlets are lying when they say that all shapes and sizes are normal. Lying.)
So Quentin’s penis looks just like one of those goombas from the old Super Mario Brothers. I bet the urge to stomp on it with both feet while wearing a mustache was simply overwhelming.
Pics of Beejoli here; her email (plus video of her on Wheel of Fortune) after the jump:
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Feb 1, 2011
Charlie Sheen has had such success with rehab in the past that he’s doing this round of treatment at home. 9 out of 10 doctors agree, there’s nothing more therapeutic for an addict than putting him back in the same environment that fostered his addiction and surrounding him with all of his known triggers. TMZ says:
Charlie Sheen doesn’t have to travel far to get better — he’s doing rehab at home.
The expert and other professionals are coming to Charlie’s gated community in L.A. for privacy reasons. Many rehab facilities can be tricky when it comes to patients and others spilling secrets.
Yes, I can only imagine what would happen if embarrassing details of his life became fodder for the media. In other news, Radar Online is reporting that he’s blown half a million on hookers and porn stars in the last six months alone. And you can see why after you hear Kacey Jordan’s testimony to his virility and erotic finesse. E! Online says:
Exactly how was Sheen in the sack?
“It was OK,” Jordan tells us. “It didn’t last very long. Because he was so [fucked] up. When you’re that high…his performance wasn’t very long.”
By her count, [Sheen] clocked in at just over two and a half minutes. She alleges he later made some “excuses” for his abbreviated performance.
“It was a three-minute ordeal,” Jordan says of the hookup, which happened right before she left his house. “After sex we just sat in bed and he held on to me. He wouldn’t stop kissing my feet. He promised me he’d get me a Bentley.”
In his defense, her feet were probably the only part of her not crawling with herpes simplexes and papilloma viruses. And cuddling was probably the only thing that nobody had ever done to her before.
