Felicity Huffman Bumped Fuzzies with Madonna–Well, Almost
Tags: felicity huffman, Madonna

Some people like to tempt death for kicks–running with the bulls, swimming with great whites, cliff diving–Felicity Huffman, on the other hand, risked STD’s innumerable and possibly catching a fake British accent when she tried on Madonna‘s panties. According to Digital Spy,
Felicity Huffman has confessed that she tried on a pair of Madonna’s underpants in the ’80s.
The Desperate Housewives actress claimed that she found the garment in a dressing room she shared with the singer.
“I was like, ‘This is Madonna’s underwear!’” Huffman told America’s More magazine. “So I tried it on – of course, it didn’t fit me.”
Huffman said the incident occurred when she replaced Madonna in Broadway play Speed-the-Plow in 1988.
Woohoo, I can’t think of a better idea than putting my lady bits on Madonna‘s snail trail! Oh yeah, and the reason they didn’t fit her might have been because Felicity doesn’t have a penis. Then again, after looking at her picture, that COULD be debatable. Just sayin’.
