Some people like to tempt death for kicks–running with the bulls, swimming with great whites, cliff diving–Felicity Huffman, on the other hand, risked STD’s innumerable and possibly catching a fake British accent when she tried on Madonna’s panties. According to Digital Spy,

Felicity Huffman has confessed that she tried on a pair of Madonna’s underpants in the ’80s.

The Desperate Housewives actress claimed that she found the garment in a dressing room she shared with the singer.

“I was like, ‘This is Madonna’s underwear!’” Huffman told America’s More magazine. “So I tried it on – of course, it didn’t fit me.”

Huffman said the incident occurred when she replaced Madonna in Broadway play Speed-the-Plow in 1988.

Woohoo, I can’t think of a better idea than putting my lady bits on Madonna’s snail trail! Oh yeah, and the reason they didn’t fit her might have been because Felicity doesn’t have a penis. Then again, after looking at her picture, that COULD be debatable. Just sayin’.