Heavy rain caused Madonna to wipe the fuck out during her concert in Rio de Janeiro over the weekend (skip ahead to the 38 second mark to watch her eat it like a ball player stealing second!). The best part of the wipeout, though, isn’t the fall itself, but the recovery. No acknowledgment whatsoever that she just ate it in front of thousands of fans; instead, you get an unscripted leg lift and attempted sexiness from the floor. You know, a felled-deer-twitching-in-the-headlights kinda sexy. So instead of saying “oh, there’s my change!” or “this floor definitely appears to be a linoleum composite,” the next time you fall and want to play it cool, just spread your legs and roll onto your side, or mime sucking the dick of the umbrella-holder behind you. If it works for Madonna, it can work for you! Just like the cone bra and gimp mask.