The cover of next month’s issue of FHM Magazine says that Victoria’s Secret model Miranda Kerr wants to let you in on a “sexy secret.” I think it’s just that she’s topless, but still — I’d be wary if I were you. You never know. The last time someone told me they had a sexy secret, I wound up having to take penicillin for a week. Trust me, the sexy secret wasn’t nearly as much fun as it sounded.