Aug 24, 2011
“Star Wars” actress and Jenny Craig spokesperson Carrie Fisher revealed her fifty-pound weight loss and a brand-new face on “The Today Show” this morning. The Daily Mail says:
The actress has shed 50lbs in nine months since becoming the face of diet company, Jenny Craig.
But some couldn’t help but notice that her face, as well as her body, seems to have undergone a transformation of sorts.
While she kept quite about her rejuvenated features, she was certainly forthcoming about her decision to lose weight.
Carrie’s new face looks comes courtesy of Botox, cheek and lip fillers, an eyebrow lift and maybe even a neck tuck. I hate it. She looks pissed off the whole time she’s talking because her face only moves from about a third of the way down. It’s like she’s grimacing her way through the interview. Granted, I would be grimacing too if I were sitting three feet from Ann Curry, but that’s not really the point. The point is that Carrie’s had more work done than the Millennium Falcon. High five!
Apr 11, 2011
Fergie showed up to her birthday party in Vegas a few weeks ago with a suspiciously plump and shiny face, leading many to speculate that she’d had some work done. My theory is that she’s just fucking ugly, but then again, I’m not a surgeon. At least not in the mainland United States. Nine MSN says:
Hubby Josh Duhamel came to her [sic] defense explaining that her changed look was the result of “new lipstick,” not surgery.
But tabloid mag Star [says] the Black Eyed Peas singer spent $30,000 going under the knife.
New York plastic surgeon Dr Mark Schwartz told the mag she’d had a brow lift, eyelid lift and filler in her cheeks… Botox in her eyebrows and a chemical peel.
Thirty grand and that’s the best they could do? Oh, well. I guess you can’t sculpt Michelangelo out of dog turds and spit. Unless she was going for that “foam latex mask you might find in the discount bin at Party City the day after Halloween” kinda look, in which case the doctor fucking nailed it.
At the American Red Cross Annual Red Tie Affair this weekend:
Aug 12, 2010
Desperate Housewives star Teri Hatcher put up these pictures up on her official Facebook page to prove to the blogosphere that she is 100% naturel. The Daily Mail quotes her as saying:
Thought about all those damn critics of my face. Love it or hate it, my face that is, no surgery, no implants, no matter what “they” say. Decided I’d shoot myself to reveal some truths about “beauty” and hope it makes you all easier on yourself.
Did I every toy with fillers or Botox over the years? Yes. (But) tell me does this look Botoxed to you? Oh look I can raise my eyebrows and wrinkles show up on my forehead. I’m just making or shall I say “under LINING” a point. Women YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.”
Well, the good news is when Desperate Housewives finally gets canceled, she can always go back to her old job battling Elves and the Dúnedain as the Witch-king of Angmar. I’m sure Minas Morgul hasn’t been the same since she left.
