Orlando Bloom took this beautiful picture of his long-time girlfriend Miranda Kerr’s boob and posted it on the internet for all the world to see. Also, there was something about a baby. I don’t know. Probably how it kept getting in the way of me seeing Miranda Kerr’s boob. The Daily Mail says:

Miranda, 27, gave birth to son Flynn on January 6 in Los Angeles,.

‘He weighed 9lb 12 ounces (a very healthy and big baby boy),’ Miranda wrote [on her website].

‘I gave birth to him naturally; without any pain medication and it was a long, arduous and difficult labour, but Orlando was with me the whole time supporting and guiding me through it. I could not have done it without him.’

There’s something so warm and comforting about seeing the mother-child bond, isn’t there? It’s like wrapping yourself in a cocoon of safety and goodness. I haven’t felt this calm and at peace since my gun permit was revoked.

Attention fanboys everywhere: first pictures of Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow in the new Iron Man sequel are here! The Soviet-trained femme fatale’s main mission in the movie is of course seducing Tony Stark, but she’s not all bad, you know. In fact, in the comics, the Black Widow actually becomes one of the Avengers herself and helps run S.H.I.E.L.D. when Tony Stark is presumed dead during the Superhero Civil War, right before she rescues future Captain America Bucky Barnes from the Red Skull’s minions during the current Skrull invasion. By the way, just knowing that cuts your chances of getting laid nearly in half. If you’re not already living in your mother’s basement and watching Battlestar Galactica, I probably should have warned you before you started reading.

Oldie but goodie Esquire pics: