I don’t know what this “Chinawhite” in London is that Ice-T and his dulcet bride Nicole “Coco” Austin visited, but I do know that they should change it to “Chinadischargeyellow” after she’s been there. You know that with her wardrobe made entirely of spandex, she’s gotta be baking a sourdough loaf down below.

I have a pressing question: What sort of undergarments should you wear under a sheer dress? If you’re ex-Disney star Adrienne Bailon, the answer is absolutely-fucking-nothing. Brilliant! Daily Mail reports,

Adrienne Bailon, a former member of the Disney franchise The Cheetah Girls,

did a full-frontal-flash after arriving to an NYC event in a sheer dress without underwear.

Bailon, 28 year-old former ex-girlfriend of reality star Rob Kardashian, exposed both her private parts and much of her derriere in a barely-there frock to the Escape to Total Rewards event.

A strategically placed piece of poufy, beige fabric blew in the breeze, giving gawkers an X-rated view of the singer’s pubic area.

The pop starlet was reportedly “red-faced” when she realized she’d shown more than she meant to, according to the Daily Mail.

Oh horseshit. No one wears a sheer dress with no underwear with a little bit of poufy fabric hanging over your freshly-shorn puss (what a co-inky-dink!) if you’re not cruising for some indecent exposure. When I speed in my car naked from the waist down, I know exactly what I’m doing. What can I say, I have a thing for being cuffed by policemen.

The last two thumbs are NSF:

The “stars” — and I use that term loosely — of the new CW show “The Vampire Diaries” were arrested last month for flashing motorists off of an I-75 overpass. The NY Post says

The undead stars don’t just suck blood and turn into bats — they also flash people from overpasses in a small town in Georgia.

“The four actresses from the show were out just doing some stunt pictures, but because of the way they were acting and carrying on on the bridge, we had quite a few 911 calls,” a spokeswoman for the Monroe County, Ga., Sheriff’s Office [said].

The cops arrested the photographer, along with actresses Nina Dobrev, 20, Sara Canning, 22, Kayla Ewell, 24, and Candice Accola, 22, for disorderly conduct. They were released after paying $4,000 in fines.

Well, last time I checked, “CW” didn’t stand for “classy women.” I’m pretty sure it stands for “crap weasel.” Then it all makes sense.

Mug shots of all involved, plus one of Nina Debrov in Nylon magazine and a couple of Kayla Ewell in a bikini last year: