Jan 12, 20121

Evan Rachel Wood Topless in Flaunt Magazine

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Evan Rachel Wood likes to think she’s pushing the envelope with her new androgynyous haircut and her tiny androgynous breasts, but I find her entire Flaunt shoot completely trite and cliched. It’s the sorta crap a first-year art student who’s just come out of the closet in the big city would post in his online gallery under the title “Duality of Being: the Dénouement.”

Oct 10, 20110

Paz de la Huerta Nude in Flaunt Magazine

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You can bet I’d be wearing gloves too if I had to touch Paz de la Huerta’s puss. I’d wear the kind that go all the way up to your elbows and have reinforced palm grips and seams between the fingers and shit. And even then, I still wouldn’t touch it with my actual hand. I’d maybe use salad tongs and a decent-sized poking stick.

In Flaunt Magazine issue 117:

Nov 5, 20091

Rachel Bilson in Flaunt Magazine

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Rachel Bilson sexes it up in the November issue of Flaunt magazine, and boy, is flaunt ever right. Rawr. She’s like a (NSFW) young Sophia Loren, that one. I still can’t believe someone as hot as she is is engaged to the douchebag that forever ruined Darth Vader. It’s like finding out Princess Leia married Jar Jar fucking Binks. Blasphemy!

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