Because her pre-taped segment for the VMA’s was so darn funny, Lindsay Lohan has decided she’s going to host Saturday Night Live and show the world she poke fun at her drunken whore image. Again. The NY Daily News says;
Lohan is in conversations to host “SNL” on Dec. 4, according to a source familiar with the deal.
The NBC late-nighter would give Lohan 90 minutes to prove to those who may still care about her career that she is employable after a string of run-ins with the law and rehab stints.
Yep, nothing says cinematic bankability like hosting SNL. Just ask Tom Green or Macauly Culkin. They wouldn’t be where they are today if they hadn’t!
Since no respectable director in Hollywood wants anything to do with her ass, Lindsay Lohan has set her sights on becoming a runway model. According to OK! Magazine
[Lindsay] said that she would love to sign up with IMG, a top modeling agency that has been home to Kate Moss, Tyra Banks and Naomi Campbell.
And now an agency exec has told OK! that he would be happy to start negotiations with her. “She’s a beautiful girl and obviously knows a lot about fashion,” the Senior Vice President of IMG Models told us. “Providing that she was contractually free, we would take a meeting,” he added.
I did a little modeling myself back in the day, when I was in eighth grade and this photographer I met at the mall said I was a natural and that I should come back to his studio and to do a couple of head shots. Only his “studio” turned out to be the trunk of his car and the head shots didn’t involve my head at all, only my rectum and a tub of Crisco. You can see why it’d be the perfect career choice for Lindsay Lohan.
