Hi there guys, it’s Sonya, and I’ll be filling in for Abby this week, so to start things off–I know you’ve been wondering what Katie Holmes has been up to. No? Well, I have. I was going to Google her to see what’s new, but that was on my to do list after “purify my soul with self-flagellation”, and well, I just didn’t get around to it. What can I say, it’s summer and I’m feeling a bit unrepentant. Which is fortunate that Digital Spy has already taken care of that for me.

Katie Holmes has been described by her choreographer as a “brilliant dancer”, it has emerged.

The 30-year-old actress has been confirmed to appear on the 100th episode of Fox’s So You Think You Can Dance on July 23.

Holmes, who is expected to channel Judy Garland, will help aid her nonprofit organisation, the Dizzy Feet Foundation, with her song-and-dance number on the show.

Choreographer Mia Michaels told People: “She’s really blossoming into a gorgeous triple-threat star.

“So, I’m excited. I saw clips of it and it’s brilliant!”

Well, duh. That’s a given. If a Stepford Wife can’t bust out a mean robot dance routine, I don’t know what this world’s coming to. And if she’s “channeling Judy Garland”, I hope that means that Tom Cruise won’t be expecting to get a set of ruby slippers out of this.

Katie “Mrs. Roboto” Holmes, handler and spawn at the Australian stage production of ‘Jersey Boys: The Story of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons’ at the Princess Theatre….snore

Fox has issued an apology after inadvertently televising Vikings tight end Visanthe Shianco naked during a post-game locker room game broadcast. The Sports Examiner says

Owner Zygi Wilfs was presenting the game ball to coach Brad Childress’ 19-year-old son Andrew, who is joining the Marine Corps on Monday. Tight end Visanthe Shiancoe was standing behind and to the side of Wilf with a towel partly covering his body.

But not completely.

Somehow the camera operator or crew didn’t notice until after the shot was shared around the world.

Despite what years of stereotyping and racism might have taught us, no white women were actually harmed during the making of the broadcast. Although several of us would now like to volunteer after seeing the size of his wiener. High five, ladies!