Nicki Minaj, dulcet little flower that she is, is on the lookout for a man who can “bring the freak out” in her. I’m sorry, what exactly do you call what you already are? Says NY Daily News,

In an interview with King Magazine set to hit the newsstands next month, the ‘Pink Friday’ musician had a specific list for what kind of partner she was looking for.

“I look for someone who is calm, someone who is strong enough to not have to win every argument, someone who allows a woman to be her crazy self and someone with a conscience not to feel like less of a man,” she told the mag. “You know, someone who is able to honor his woman but also bring out the freak in his woman.”

When pressed exactly what that meant, she said slyly “Just being super aggressive when the time is right.”

The star dished that in addition to her soaring rap career, she’s looking to get into acting. Known for slightly out-there style at times, it’s no surprise that she’d like her first movie to be one with some cool costumes and makeup.

“I’d like to play someone in a Tim Burton movie,” she said. “Where I get dressed up and painted kind of crazy.”

After that, she said, she’d love to play a character like Angelina Jolie’s in “Salt”.

“And then I’d like to play a regular girl who, you know, is facing the world,” she said. “Something really sentimental and organic, that girls all around the world can identify with.”

Sure, I don’t see any reason why you can’t be a famous movie star too. Hell, sampling and Auto-Tune a music star makes, why should making a movie be any different? Our entertainment industry is going to hell in a handbasket, and Nicki Minaj is the spawn of Satan.

They have photoshop in hell, too:

Actor Rupert Everett recently voiced his opinion on the death of Michael Jackson in a spectacular stream of verbal diarrhea. He told the Daily Mirror

“[Michael Jackson] looked like a character from Shrek. We all watched as he changed from black to white. He was living performance art. I think it was fortuitous that he died. He was a freak.”

Michael Jackson was “a freak?” Well, there’s a case of the surgically-disfigured pot calling the kettle black! But not too black. He continued:

“We have Michael Jackson, a black man who has gone white, and we have President Barack Obama, who is a half-white man gone black. It’s absolutely fascinating to watch.”

Then he added, “Ooh, ooh — I almost forgot — what’s black and white and dead all over? Michael Jackson! Ha ha! Get it?” before kicking his way through a crowd of paraplegic children and blind puppies.

Speaking of blind puppies, cute pictures of a dog named Bonnie who serves as a seeing eye dog for a blind dog named Clyde: