May 4, 20094

Denise Richards “Sings” Take Me Out To The Ballgame

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Denise Richards absolutely butchered “Take Me Out to the Ball Game” at Cubs game charity event over the weekend. Ho-ly shit. She’s unbelievably bad. You half-expect to see glasses shattering and windows splintering as they pan over the stadium crowd. On the plus side, we finally have an answer to the age-old question that has plagued non-veterinarians for centuries: what does a cat being neutered sounds like? Now you’ll never have to wonder again!

Denise’s Funny or Die Funbags commercial after the jump

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Apr 24, 20091

Get Denise Richard’s Funbags

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I think it’s kind of fun when celebrities don’t take themselves so seriously, especially when they’re B-list celebrities like Denise Richards. You either become an anorexic neighing philly like Tori Spelling bemoaning the pressures of Hollywood, or you go the trashy route like Denise. I pick Denise! Her Funny or Die spoof TV advertisement has gotten one Florida businessman bent out of shape, however. At the end of the advert, a order phone number flashes on screen and she quickly adds: “First 50 callers get a picture of my boobs!” The sketch, which has been viewed almost 300,000 times, is causing unwanted calls to Bharat Raja Chatani’s Luggage Gallery Store in Miami, who is getting tired of getting asked about “funbags”. Ha!

By the way, is that Frodo’s little sister at the 1:05 mark?