Want to know the secret behind Courtney Love’s killer bikini body? Hint: it’s not just the tapeworm and cocaine! The Daily Mail says

The former Hole singer, 44, once wrote on her blog that she was inspired to lose weight by Oprah Winfrey who got thin by drinking slimming drinks. But Courtney Love’s dramatic weight loss over the last two years is actually down to a gastric band operation she had two years ago.

A source told the the News of the World: ‘Courtney keeps laughing to her friends and saying, ‘Everyone thinks I’ve had hypnosis… All I did was check myself in and have a fat band fitted’.

Well, I figured as much. You don’t get that hot without the aid of a doctor’s steady hand. Or at least the steady hand of an evil scientist with a sack of exhumed corpses and a carpet needle. Diet and exercise can go fuck themselves!