PHOTO CREDIT: InTouch Weekly

Before he married Gwen Stefani back in 2002, Gavin Rossdale spent half a decade of his life in the arms the man pictured above (and I use the word “man” here loosely). In Touch Weekly says

Gavin had a long-standing secret love affair with Marilyn — a male rocker who looked remarkably like Gwen. “He was the love of my life,” Marilyn [says]. Though Boy George broke the news of Gavin and Marilyn’s tumultuous romance in his 1995 book, Gavin denied it. At the time, Marilyn denied the affair as well.

But he says he did it only because Gavin asked him to. “He was just becoming successful in America,” Marilyn explains. “I agreed to lie against every grain of my being.” Now, Marilyn wants to set the record straight. In an exclusive interview with In Touch, [he says], “We were together five years, but it felt like 40.”

Gavin’s rep denies the story.

Sorry, but you don’t “used to” be gay. Just like you can’t be “kinda” pregnant or “mostly” sober. You either like the wiener or you don’t. Case closed.

Vintage shirtless Gavin for my homos and my ladies:

Hello, my lovelies.  It’s Sarah today, and I’ll be with you all week whilst Abby attends a special training camp to perfect her nude human cannonball.  Anyway, I went out Saturday night and didn’t get home until 8:05am today, so I’m feeling the effects of my weekend right now.  How about you look at some pictures of pretty people with tiny tots, and I’ll go mainline some caffeine?

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The paparazzi got their real first shot at Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s new baby Zuma Nesta Rock Stefani Rossdale as he posed for his very own passport at the Beverly Hills Library yesterday. Just what the hell a baby would need with a passport is beyond me. Maybe he’s involved with international baby espionage and intrigue. Or maybe he just wants something that says, “I crapped myself in 28 different countries.” Well, for a pants-pooping covert agent, you have to admit he’s pretty darn cute.

Singer Gwen Stefani is reportedly three month’s pregnant with husband Gavin Rossdale’s child. London’s The Sun says

Gwen Stefani has confirmed she is 13 weeks pregnant with bambino number two. A source said: “They found out at California’s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn’t wait to share the news with everyone.”

Anything that keeps her out of the studio is fine by me. A baby, a tumor, a bear, whatever. Just no more “Hollaback Girl” or lifting from “The Sound of Music.” I swear you could use those songs like Chinese water torture to get terrorists to confess every detail of their plots to take down the U.S. Headlines would read: “Great Satan Saved By Great Escape” and “Gwen Stefani Winds It Down!” That’s of course when we start praying for the bear or the tumor again and hope for a little divine intervention.

Gwen at LAX this past weekend: