The February ‘09 issue of Nuts Magazine features a list of Britain’s 50 Sexiest Single Babes and topping the list is Gemma Atkinson, who the magazine dubbed “Britain’s Sexiest Single 2009″.  I’m not sure which criteria they used to sort their list, but considering the fact that Gemma’s biggest screen credit was “Hollyoaks” from three or four years ago, I’m guessing the state of contenders’ CVs had nothing to do with it.  I would imagine the focus was primarily on other… uhh, assets.

British “glamour model” Gemma Atkinson is spectacularly average in every way, save two very prominent assets featured in these pictures from Nuts magazine. That is, her sparkling wit and her infectious joie de vivre. You’d probably be able to see them better if they weren’t intangible and abstract concepts lacking physical parameters. And also if those stupid 34E tits weren’t in the way in every picture. I hope you’re writing this down, Nuts magazine!