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Now that she’s pocketed a million bucks for posing for Playboy, Lindsay Lohan has yet another million dollar offer on the table from a sex toy company who wants to cast her vagina in latex. And you said nobody would ever hire her again. Never underestimate the pocket puss demographic! TMZ says:

The honchos from an adult entertainment company called FleshLight [are] hoping to seal a deal with the actress which would allow the company to take a mold of LiLo’s lady parts to produce “authentic” Lindsay Lohan sex toys.

Shockingly, the practice of genital molding is not that uncommon in the world of adult entertainment … loads of XXX actresses — including Jesse Jane and “Nailin’ Palin” star Lisa Ann — have copied their private parts for sex toys.

Or you could just boil a couple of lasagna noodles, fold them over on themselves, then pack them full of Silly Putty and let it bake on a car dashboard in the sun for six days. Voila! It’s just like Lindsay Lohan’s puss. Make sure you douse the whole thing in Tabasco sauce first for that authentic Lohan after-burn!

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