The 2010 Golden Globe Awards were last night.  We could kill some time talking about them, but nobody really cares about the actual awards.  Let’s just cut to the chase and take a look at what all the ladies were wearing, shall we?

Halle Berry:

Christina Hendricks:

Jennifer Aniston (with Gerard Butler):

Nicole Kidman (with Mo’Nique):

Diane Kruger (with Joshua Jackson):

Mariah Carey (with her wife Nick Cannon):

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Unless your name is William Wallace and it’s the latter half of the 13th century or you’re a hot sixteen-year old girl enrolled in Catholic school, your ass has no business in a kilt. Case in point: Gerard Butler at the UK premiere of his new movie “Law Abiding Citizen.” If I want to see big ol’ knobby knees covered in hair, I’ll just start wearing shorts again, thank you very much.

Make sure to check out Gerard’s impressive wiener medallion, or as it’s known in the Highland vernacular, “sporran”:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Jennifer Aniston blah blah blah zzzzzzzz blah blah Gerard Butler. According to the Daily Mail

“Jen and Gerry went out on Saturday night [and] had cocktails. They were hand in hand,” [said] a source.

The pair were pictured onset sharing a tender moment between takes as Gerard couldn’t keep his hands off the Friends star while she had her make-up reapplied.

The ‘lovey-dovey’ couple have [also] been seen stealing kisses in between scenes and are spending their free time in Jennifer’s trailer.

Holy shit. Did she just come in on a streetcar named Desire? She needs to take a page from Blanche DuBois and steer clear of direct sunlight. Hell, of anything more than a forty-watt bulb and a filter lens. And also any rough-neck Pollacks considering themselves a dismantler of social hierarchies and societal pretense. You know, just to be safe.

Filming The Bounty in NYC with Gerard and some pumped-up lips:

Jennifer Aniston’s massive spread in next month’s Elle magazine is accompanied by her infamous self-proclaimed-perennially-lovelorn-poster-child-for-failed-relationships interview, but all that’s about to change. And then inevitably come crashing down around her. Nine MSN says

Jennifer Aniston isn’t wasting any time crying over what might have been — she’s too busy pashing Gerard Butler on the set of her new movie… after the cameras stopped rolling!

A source on the set of The Bounty Hunter has spotted Jen and her co-star stealing kisses and acting “lovey dovey” between takes while shooting a fight scene.

The source also claims the pair have been regularly sneaking off to Jen’s trailer together and trying their hardest to keep the romance under wraps.

I don’t speak Australian, but “pashing” must be down under slang for “staring at him while he sleeps while rubbing her uterus with a Loa Serpent charm and the afterbirth of a formerly pregnant ewe.” It’s a very rich and colorful language.

Bonus pics of her throwing popcorn at her new boyfriend on the set of “The Bounty”:

Break out your Valtrex and dental dams — Paris Hilton has been spotted “canoodling” with both ex-boyfriend Benji Madden and 300 actor Gerard Butler. According to E! Online

[Paris and Benji] arrived mere minutes apart for the grand opening of the D&G boutique on Robertson Boulevard. [Benji] stopped to greet her in mid-interview, and the two went… into a private corner so they could talk. When asked if she and Benji were getting back together, all Paris offered was a knowing smile.

Not to be outdone, Gerard Butler reportedly sampled some of her stank at a cheesy Hollywood nightclub over the weekend. The Daily Star says

Paris Hilton [has] been getting cosy with acting Scotburger Gerard Butler, 39. So cosy, in fact, she calls him Braveheart. The pair went to elaborate lengths to avoid being pictured together at LA’s Bar Deluxe.

Well, that’s settled, then! Gerard gets my vote. “Brave Heart” and “Cum Fart.” It’s not often you get a Hollywood couple with the potential for such awesome rhyming nicknames. It’s almost like they were meant to be!

Gerard leaving Bar Deluxe:

At the D&G boutique opening on Robertson:

Photo source: SPLASH NEWS