Aerosmith frontman and “American Idol” judge Steven Tyler suffered facial lacerations and knocked out two of his teeth after falling in his hotel shower in Paraguay last night. This is exactly what the old lady from the Life Call commercials warned us would happen! The Daily Mail says:
The 63-year-old is staying at the Bourbon Hotel in Asuncion, where he was due to perform a concert tonight with his band, Aerosmith.
A spokesperson for concert organizers suggested that the fall was due to a bout of food poisoning that caused Tyler to be disorientated and dehydrated.
Tyler received stitches and had emergency dental work done during a nearly four-hour stay at the La Costa medical center in Paraguay’s capital, according to a hospital statement.
The man is all hair and teeth, so it’s scientifically impossible for him to fall down without landing on his incisors. It’d be like Kim Kardashian falling and not landing on her ass. I don’t know that I buy the food poisoning bit, though. He was either fucked up on something or the orderly washing him with a rag on a stick stepped out for a personal call.
Joanna Krupa in FHM Germany, because that’s enough naked old man imagery for one post:
Pink was rushed to hospital in Germany last night after one of her Cirque de Soleil-style Funhouse tour stunts went wrong. The Daily Mail says:
The 30-year-old singer, who is famous for her acrobatic stage routines, fell out of a harness [eight feet] above the stage.
Pink was then rushed off stage and taken to a nearby hospital by ambulance. The singer quickly took to her Twitter page to reassure fans who were left terrified by the dramatic accident.
She wrote: ‘To all my nurnberg fans- I am so so so sorry to end the show that way.I am embarassed and very sorry. I’m in ambulance now but I will b fine.
Didn’t get clipped in2 harness correctly,drug me off stage, fell in2 barricade. Getting xrays.I hope it at least looked cool!!!
Nothings broken, no fluid in the lungs, just seriously sore. I made that barricade my b*tch!!!! Thanx nurnberg:(‘
Good thing nothing was broken. Otherwise, the Germans might have taken her out back and shot her. You can see how an EMT could easily mistake Pink for a Clydesdale without the benefit of daylight.
Meet Monica Cruz, sister to Penelope Cruz. I’d never heard of her before, so after a little searching it seems she’s primarily done Spanish movies and TV shows. Here she is at the photo call for movie production of Jerry Cotton in Berlin, Germany. According to Screen Daily,
Babelsberg’s second German project will be the tongue-in-cheek action comedy Jerry Cotton. It will partner with Munich-based Rat Pack Filmproduktion, B.A. Produktion and Constantin Film Produktion from April 21 this year.
The screenplay by is based on the cult novels from the 1960s centred on FBI agent Jerry Cotton, who was Germany’s answer to James Bond.
According to Rat Pack’s Christian Becker, the screenplay will be ‘a fantastic new interpretation which will be like the way people approached Starsky & Hutch. It won’t be a parody because we take the character of Jerry Cotton very seriously but we see him a bit like Inspector Drebin in The Naked Gun. The film industry as well as the fans and readers are already all very enthusiastic,’ Becker said.
Wow. I didn’t know Starsky and Hutch was “fantastic”. Yikes.
