In case you didn’t think the new G.I. Joe movie sucked hard enough, “star” Channing Tatum is bringing a new kind of shame to the the table — the naked kind. Best served warm and in your face! Us Magazine says

[We have] obtained a video of Channing Tatum, 29, dancing in a Chippendales-style revue called “Male Encounter” in 1999.

Then 18, the star performed under the alias Chan Crawford.

He was so impressive [during his year-long stint in a now-defunct Florida nightclub] that he caught the eye of a female casting agent who put him in Ricky Martin’s “She Bangs” music video.

So from all-male review to Ricky Martin’s casting couch. How’s that for climbing the proverbial ladder? Jacob’s ladder (NSFW), that is. I’d say any ladder having to do with some dude’s freshly shorn ball sack is probably a safe bet here.

Look at these pictures and tell me this guy’s not gay:

The Sienna Miller Baroness action figure from the upcoming “G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra” was just released to toy stores nationwide this week — and of course, it’s not good enough for her. The NY Daily News says

Despite the honor [of being immortalized in plastic], the Brit has spoken out about her dismay over her Doppelganger. “My doll is cross-eyed and has the biggest chin you have ever seen,” she complained of the brunette Baroness doll. “She looks sort of possessed.”

I was all prepared to call her a spoiled ungrateful cunt until I got a look at the doll myself. Boy, she wasn’t kidding. That things is hideous. It looks like the Pileforth Academy headmistress from “Three Men and a Little Lady” in a leather catsuit. How’s that for an obscure referencej, bitches?

Promoting the movie with Karolina Kurkova (Cover Girl) and Rachel Nichols (Scarlett):

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin