Gillian Anderson supports my belief that all redheads follow these rules:
1. They’re stunningly beautiful
2. They’re fugly
3. There are no attractive red-haired men and
4. All the ugly ones look the same. They’re like the white equivalent to Asians.
Don’t believe me? I know what I’m talking about. I got a Ph.D (Pretty High and Drunk) while conducting a study of gingerology for this post. My facts are conclusive–it’s amazing the amount of Cheese Puffs I can consume when I get the munchies before they react with the vodka in my system and I end up giving an oral dissertation to the toilet bowl.
Looking stunningly beautiful and aging like a fine wine: