Dozens of female celebrities and actresses — from the Olsen Twins to supermodel Cindy Crawford — get almost-naked in photographer Timothy White’s new book “Hollywood Pinups” ($39.95, Collins Design). Actress Angie Harmon, seen above, gets the most naked of all, but not just because naked hot chicks are awesome. The collection of naughty photos is actually a charitable endeavor — 100% of the proceeds go to fight global poverty. And, it seems, to aid those without an impetus to masturbate. Statistics indicate it’s the biggest problem currently facing males age 14-73 in our nation today! Won’t you do your part and get naked, too? I say it’s time to stop being part of the problem and start becoming part of the solution, ladies!

Funny or Die has a clip of Gina Gershon as Sarah Palin addressing the “issues” surrounding her nomination for Vice President. It’s pretty awesome, although making fun of Sarah Palin isn’t really that hard. Kinda like how making fun of retarded kids or fat people isn’t hard. The fact of the matter is that Sarah Palin is a fucking moron. But like Homer Simpson once said, “Facts are meaningless. You could use “facts” to prove anything that’s even remotely true.” I figure that’s probably going to be the crux of the entire McCain-Palin campaign. Also, “I don’t have to be careful — I’ve got a gun!” and “Remember, as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice normal family.”