Dec 16, 20086
Kim Kardashian 2009 Calendar
Tags: calendar, golden shower, Kim Kardashian, photos, pictures
Kim Kardashian has a new calendar coming out for 2009, proving once again that being peed on can really pay off in spades for a girl. The calendar is chock full of Kim making “sexy poses” (re: finger in mouth and I-smell-a-fart-face) and lots of quaint seasonal folklore for each month of the year, like “Golden showers bring May flowers” and “March cums in like a lion and all over my face and then videotapes it to show all his friends.” It’s semi-pornographic and practical! That’s what we in the business like to call “a win-win.”
I know, I know — I’ll put up the HQ as soon as they are available:
