“Gossip Girl’s” Leighton Meester spreads ‘em in a leather basque zipped down to there in next month’s issue of GQ magazine. Well, I assume it’s a leather basque. It might just be an old timey do-it-yourself Brazilian bikini waxer, or “boyfriend with braces” as it became known in the mid-1970’s.
Nobody watches Gossip Girl no matter how much they push the envelope or gay it up. Point in question: Hilary Duff and Jessica Szohr’s “lesbian kiss” on Monday night’s episode. You won’t find word one about it in any magazine. I’m sure some outraged parents sent in a few spittle-flecked emails to the CW, but everybody knows that what old people say doesn’t count. Besides, I’m pretty sure I’ve kissed my own stepmother with more erotic verve and passion. And no, I don’t want to talk about it. It was late night and I had been drinking, okay? Who are you to judge me?
Six screen caps here; four more after the jump:
“Gossip Girl’s” Ed Westwick showed off two brand-new tattoos yesterday, and I already know what you’re thinking — who the hell watches fucking “Gossip Girl?” Well, based on my research, 14-year old girls, gay male adolescents, and people who turned it to the CW early Monday night because “One Tree Hill” was coming on next and they didn’t want to miss it. My research also indicates that Ed could have just tattooed “faggot” and “asswipe” on either shoulder and still got his message across, but with half of the needle time. Lean Six Sigma can suck it!
Looking like a giant queef on the Gossip Girl set last week:
This is Blake Lively on the set of “Gossip Girl” yesterday. I’ve never seen an episode of “Gossip Girl”, because I’m not a junior high girl or a 39-year-old gay man, but I’ve seen a lot of pictures of the people on that show and it’s obvious to me that the wardrobe department hates them all. Every last one of these fools is always dressed like a jackhole. Just look at this butt ugly dress they’ve stuffed Blake Lively into. She looks like Grey Gardens Barbie.
Blake clearly understands the best way to detract from a hideous outfit is to bring as much focus as possible onto your boobs:
Like any good C-list celebrity looking to improve her internet notoriety, Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester has a sex tape that’s about to hit the interwebs (click header image for NSFW screen caps). The best part? The tape reportedly stars her “very talented feet.” I’m thinking something along the lines of a big toe in somebody’s asshole. Gross. According to TMZ
Spotted … “Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester having sex with her BF… on video. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes — with several big exceptions … one involving her very talented feet.
We’re told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company’s spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, “We’ve seen the tape and we’re hoping to close the deal.”
For the record, Leighton was conceived while her mother was in prison and her brother took turns raping cadets at the Air Force Academy a few years back, so this girl practically has “sexual deviant” written all over her. Kinda like I did that time I passed out at that freshman mixer, only without any of the Sharpie swastikas and giant penises on her face.
UPDATE 1: The Torrent link I initially put up doesn’t work, but you can download her sex tape for free here and here (official site here). Thanks to Karena and Deres for the links!
UPDATE 2: I assumed it went without saying, but 99.99% of all “free porn” on the internet is rife with viruses and spyware, including the downloads from the links above. That’s why it’s fucking free. Either buy it legit from the official site or make sure your anti-viral software is up-to-date before you attempt to download. Welcome to the magical world of “the internet!”
In InStyle magazine’s hair issue:
If you had any doubts that Blake Lively got breast implants, you can put them to rest now. If her tits were any further apart they’d need separate zip codes.
CW11 Upfronts at Madison Square Garden:
File this one under “Ewwww”: Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford is still breast-feeding her two-year old son. Page Six says
The 40-year-old pregnant mother [said] she still nurses her walking, talking 2- year-old son, Hermés. “It’s an amazing bond with your child,” she said, even pointing out that the experience benefits her body.
Um, okay. Another amazing bond with your child? The umbilical cord. But there’s a reason you sever those kinds of bonds. Nobody wants to play with the kid who breaks out his mom’s tits during snack time, just like nobody wants to play with the kid dragging around a smelly old placenta on a dried-up string. Besides, the name “Hermés” alone is probably enough to make him the resident school bus spitball target. That poor bastard was doomed from the start.
At the 36th Annual International Emmy Awards:
Picture source: SPLASH NEWS
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