I was wondering why somebody brought a mannequin from Hot Topic to the NARM Music Biz Awards, but then I realized it was actually Katy Perry under that shroud of darkness and eternal abyss. I assume she went to smoke cloves and listen to Bauhaus with her Taco Bell nightshift manager boyfriend Azazel the Forlorn right after this picture was taken.

NARM Music Biz Awards dinner party:

I don’t know what the hell’s going on with Leighton Meester, but it needs to stop right now. Last week she looked like this. Today she looks like Kristen Stewart’s bloated corpse after it washed up on a river bank. I’m pretty sure only Bruce Banner has ever changed that fast.

At the grand opening of the American Eage flagship store in NY:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin

This is certainly a whole new look for Megan Fox. Kind of an Underworld: Evolution meets Dita von Teese sort of thing. It reminds me a little of my goth phase back in high school. I did the whole dark lips/dark hair thing, too. And the over-powdered skin, the black eyeliner, the burning my forearms with cigarettes because the popular girls put a dead bird covered in Crisco in my locker during gym class. But hey, you don’t get to be High Priestess of the Kingswood Academy Upper School Coven without suffering the occasional slings and arrows, you know. So, incubus succubus, Megan! May the circle be open!

At the the My Space/IGN party for “Jennifer’s Body” (and you thought Megan Fox couldn’t take a bad picture):