Oh look you guys, it’s Bar Refaeli in GQ Italia, wearing some shorts she apparently stole from a nine-year-old dwarf.  I’m pretty sure you can actually see her cervix.  She looks pretty pissed about it, too.  Seriously… how unflattering is that cover photo?  I have no idea why the Italian editors of GQ hate Bar Refaeli so much, but I think the only way they could’ve gotten a worse picture is if they doused her with diesel fuel and set her ass on fire.

Bar Refaeli in the June ‘09 issue of GQ Italia:

Megan Fox only knows how to do two things:

1. Stand around like a halfheartedly animated blowup doll
2. Say staggeringly dumb shit

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen opens at the end of the month, so naturally Megan has been making the rounds of every magazine in the world and slutting it up as hard as she can without actually getting naked in any way (because she’s a serious actress, you know).  Megan also likes to give interviews like she’s in a contest with herself to see who’s the biggest idiot.  I wonder who the winner will be?  Oh, the suspense is killing me!

In the July ‘09 issue of British GQ:

Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush did a photoshoot together for GQ magazine in which she prances around in heels half-nude and he looks vaguely disinterested and occasionally lays down. Just like he does when he plays football, incidentally. The only difference is that the pigskin in these pictures happens to be wearing a push-up bra and smells like pee.

If you’ve ever seen the Austrailian TV show “Bush Patrol,” then you’ll know who exactly who Jessica Gomes is. If you haven’t, just imagine Keanu Reeves with long hair and tits. I’d say “with a vagina,” but that’s just redundant, isn’t it?

Keanu Jessica topless in Italian GQ: