“Gossip Girl’s” Leighton Meester spreads ‘em in a leather basque zipped down to there in next month’s issue of GQ magazine. Well, I assume it’s a leather basque. It might just be an old timey do-it-yourself Brazilian bikini waxer, or “boyfriend with braces” as it became known in the mid-1970’s.
Nicole Kidman dishes about sex and marriage in a more-than-you-ever-wanted-to-know interview in next month’s GQ magazine. The Daily Mail quotes her as saying:
‘I’ve explored obsession. I’ve explored loss and love in terms of being in a grief-stricken place, I’ve explored strange sexual fetish stuff, I’ve explored the mundane aspect of marriage, and monogamy,’ she said.
But she described her present marriage as ‘raw’ and ‘dangerous’.
‘You work on it,’ she said. ‘It’s a very extraordinary, adventurous place to be: incredibly raw, incredibly dangerous.’
“Raw” and “dangerous?” I’m sorry — isn’t she married to Keith Urban? The only thing “raw” about that guy is maybe his ass cheeks because his leather pants were so tight they chafed. He’s about as dangerous as a retard wielding a pair of safety scissors and a giant foam finger.
Looking like a wax statue at the Omega store on Fifth Avenue last month:
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
A bunch of super-sexy pictures from January Jones’ September GQ photo shoot made their way onto the interwebs yesterday. These were the outtakes, in that they didn’t print them. Yeah. I guess they figured, “Who wants to look at more sexy pics of January Jones when you can read five extra pages of “The Well-Dressed Gentleman’s Guide to Cashmere?” I think it’s also safe to say that GQ’s primary audience is largely homosexual.
Since it’s been all Megan, Megan, Megan, Jan Brady Amanda Seyfried had to get in her two cents about sucking face with co-star Megan Fox in the cinematic craptacular “Jennifer’s Body.” GQ writes
Getting it on with [Megan] Fox [in "Jennifer's Body], gratuitous as it was, turned out to be good preparation for Seyfried’s next project, “Chloe,” in which she plays an escort who seduces both Liam Neeson and Julianne Moore. “I had to make out with Julianne,” Seyfried says. “I was like, ‘I’ve already done this! This should be easy!’”
No, you haven’t already done this. You made out with Megan Fox. Julianne Moore is an actual actress. It ought to be a whole new experience working with someone whose modus operandi doesn’t consist of cloying come-hither stares and screaming while running away from robot explosions.
Break out your hankies, boys and girls — Lily Allen is retiring from music. The Sun says
Lily Allen has confirmed she will never make another album.
She wrote [on her new blog]: “Just so you know, I have not renegotiated my record contract and have no plans to make another record. The days of me making money from recording music has been and gone as far as I’m concerned.”
The 24-year-old star is now focusing on her appearance in a London theatre production called Reasons to be Pretty. “The play is about themes close to my heart, about the really damaging cult of beauty among young girls,” [Lily said].
I’m glad young girls will have a strong feminine icon like Lily to look up to so they can finally escape that “damaging cult of beauty.” A belligerent, yo-yo dieting, coke-binging, titty-flashing piss-ass drunk of an icon. Amy Winehouse was probably too busy.
Lily in this month’s GQ, plus some more behind the scene shots of Lily in her underpants — and some NSFW completely topless — after the jump
There are some awesome words that when paired together need no further explanation. “All you can eat” and “ribs,” for example. Or “dollar pitchers” and “until midnight.” “Not” and “pregnant.” I think “Olivia Wilde” and “in a bikini” covers just about everything you need to know here.
After looking at these pictures of tennis star Andy Roddick’s wife Brooklyn Decker in GQ magazine, I’m afraid I might actually be gay. No, I’m serious. The sleeveless flannel and the patchouli rock deodorant and the double-headed dildo you found in my closet — those were just a phase. This is the real deal right here. I’m in love!
Sienna Miller gets in touch with nature in next month’s issue of British GQ, posing provocatively in a field and caressing an American Saddlebred. It begs the inevitable question — “given the chance, would Sienna Miller do it with a horse?” Yes. Yes, she would. But only if it was married. Sienna Miller has her standards, you know!
“Mad Men’s” January Jones sexes it up in a little black corset in next month’s issue of Italian GQ. Italian GQ is pretty much like our American GQ, only with more body hair and pit stains and a tendency to shake its fist and yell “how come-a you no like-a the sauce?” every time you put it down. Or it could just be that it’s written in Italian. The Wikipedia page wasn’t exactly clear on the subject.
These pictures of supermodel Bar Rafaeli are in Italian, but lucky for us, “titties” are a universal language. Buon appetito!
Sacha Baron Cohen strips down to nothing but his bare kugelsack on the cover of next month’s GQ magazine to promote his new movie “Bruno: The Delicious Journeys Through America for the Purpose of Making Heterosexual Males Visibly Uncomfortable in the Presence of a Gay Foreigner in a Mesh T-Shirt.” The Daily Mail says of the movie:
Sacha Baron Cohen’s new movie Bruno is shockingly funny, some of the time.
There are scenes in Bruno that… I turned my head away from the screen. There’s a lot of exposure of rear ends, and front ends.
The point is to shock, to make your cringe in your seat, to shake your head and go, “No, he’s not going to do that, is he?!” Oh, yes he is, my God, he did.
By all accounts this movie is shockingly distasteful and indefensibly obscene. And if you’re reading this blog, chances are you’re just as excited to see it as I am.
Read his hilarious GQ interview here.
“Slumdog Millionaire” star Freida Pinto sexes up the pages of next month’s Maxim magazine, but you wouldn’t know it was her to look at the pictures. I don’t know why Maxim insists on photoshopping the hell out of everything they touch. Just compare the picture above with this picture from next month’s Glamour. I wouldn’t even think the two women were related, much less the same person. Unless it was for her role as Teri Hatcher’s evil Latina twin, I’d say Maxim really fucked this one up big time.
Maxim and Glamour pics, plus a bunch of older ones from various T&A magazines:
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