Feb 22, 20100

That Twilight Douche is Greasier Than Ever

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Robert Pattinson at the 2010 BAFTAs

Robert Pattinson was at the BAFTAs yesterday for some inexplicable reason, and I’m pretty sure his swamp ass left an oil slick on the red carpet.  Seriously, I know this idiot has a history of general disdain for basic personal hygiene, but god DAMN.  I bet you could deep fry a turkey in the skuzz you’d get if you wrung out his hair.

Robert Pattinson at Sunday’s BAFTAs:

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Aug 18, 20094

Lindsay Lohan Looks Great

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lindsay lohan inglourious basterds premiere

God. Damn. Lindsay Lohan is only 23 years old. 23! In human years! Is there a clock that runs backwards nearby or something? It’s like Indiana Jones’ girlfriend in Raiders of the Lost Ark and Mary-Kate Olsen had a really ugly old woman baby, only instead of raising it in a New Orleans assisted living facility, they coated it in bacon rinds and fed it methamphetamines and scabs from the knees of truck stop hookers. They could call this version “The Curious Case of Benjamin’s Butthole.” Othewise it’s just copyright infringement.

At the Inglourious Bastards afterparty in New York:

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PHOTO SOURCE: Splash News