Victoria Principal, the woman who played Pamela Ewing on the hit TV show Dallas, is being sued for assault, false imprisonment and emotional distress by her former maid, Maribel Banegas. TMZ says

Banegas claims she had taken the dog for a walk — when she returned home to an enraged Victoria who couldn’t understand why it took so long.

Banegas explained the dog wouldn’t poop, but Victoria wasn’t [satisfied]… and fired Maribel on the spot. Maribel asked for her final check and Victoria went upstairs, allegedly only to come down with a gun, “which she then pointed and aimed” at the maid.

Victoria “verbally threatened to kill plaintiff”… and asked another housekeeper who was present “to stand aside in order that she could kill the plaintiff.”

Expect Victoria to countersue when it’s revealed next season that the whole maid incident, like Bobby Ewing’s death, had just been a dream.

UPDATE: TMZ is saying that Victoria Principal has filed a counter lawsuit, admitting she did pull a gun on her former maid, but only after the maid flew into a rage and “struck and injured another maid in the house, [kidnapped] Victoria’s small dog and [demanded] money.” I can’t prove it, but if there’s anything countless hours of daytime television have taught me, it’s that Stefano DiMera is probably behind it. And also that I might have an evil twin intent on stealing my baby and raising it as her own. It happens more often than you would think.

Victoria’s Secret models Miranda Kerr and Bar Rafaeli at the Costume Institute Gala because they’re not old and disgusting:

Rihanna’s hiding a secret weapon–but unfortunately she can’t use it on Chris Brown. She showed up this week sporting her new tatt on the side of her torso.

She visited Los Angeles based tattoo artist BangBang, who initially drew two guns on either side of the tops of her arms,

says Daily Mail.

But the singer decided against having the weapons inked on in such a prominent position because of her contract with make-up brand Cover Girl.

BangBang wrote on his website: ‘I really wanted to put it here [on her arms]… She loved ‘em. But, Cover Girl wouldn’t have liked it much… and they pay the bills!’

I guess that’s what you have to do when you don’t already have barrels that automatically pop out of your nipples like I do. Oh, but don’t be scared, they’re just set to “stun”.

Coming out of a restaurant in Manhattan with the gun necklace she’s been seen wearing lately. Notice a trend here?