There are reports this morning that Mel Gibson’s mistress Oksana Grigorieva has given birth to his bastard child. Mazel Tov! Maybe they’ll call her “Sugartits.” Radar Online says

It’s official – Mel Gibson is an Octo-Dad!

Mel’s fiancé Oksana Grigorieva has given birth to their baby. And pass out the cigars because it’s a healthy baby girl.

And because Mel’s Russian lady-friend looks like she should be trolling the shores of a lake looking for children to boil in her cauldron or bake in her gingerbread oven, here’s Gwen Stefani dresses as Jessie the Yodeling Cowgirl from Toy Story 2. Or possibly as anybody from Texas. It’s kinda hard to tell the difference most of the time.

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online

Bonus footage of Ellen DeGeneres scaring the crap out of Taylor Swift after the jump.

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Without her signature overdone red lips and coiffed hair helmet, Gwen Stefani looks ten years younger and like fifty times hotter. Maybe she finally wised up and canned her old hair and makeup guy! Not to worry, though — I’m sure he’ll be able to find work dolling up the ladies at retirement home bridge clubs or painting up homicidal maniacs who just escaped from the Arkham Asylum.

At the Fashion Group International’s 26th Annual Night of Stars last night (with Evan Rachel Wood and Dita von Teese):

A mistrial was declared yesterday in the John Travolta extortion case because of reported jury misconduct. If you don’t recall, two ambulance drivers were accused of trying to extort $25 million from John after the death of his 16-year old son Jett earlier this year. TMZ says

Justice Anita Allen released the jury and declared a mistrial after learning that a member of Parliament announced at a political convention that defendant Pleasant Bridgewater — a former Senator — had been acquitted by the jury.

It’s unclear if jurors had actually reached a verdict. There’s an unconfirmed report that one of the jurors may have communicated information to the Parliament member who spoke out.

Travolta’s rep issued the following statement:

“We are disappointed to hear about the alleged juror misconduct since we know that the Bahamian government, the court, the other jurors and John Travolta as the victim want to have this matter adjudicated through the judicial system. Mr. Travolta has and will continue to cooperate with the Bahamian authorities in the prosecution of the defendants for extortion.”

In more interesting news, if your body temperature were 86 degrees, you could live to be 200; most car horns honk in the key of F; and bats always turn left when exiting a cave. God, the gossip today sucks.

Also more interesting? Gwen Stefani’s bra:

PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin

Hey Gwen Stefani: M.C. Hammer and Janis Joplin called. They said your bra was showing. Bumblebee tuna!

With Kingston and Zuma Nesta:

Hello, my lovelies.  It’s Sarah today, and I’ll be with you all week whilst Abby attends a special training camp to perfect her nude human cannonball.  Anyway, I went out Saturday night and didn’t get home until 8:05am today, so I’m feeling the effects of my weekend right now.  How about you look at some pictures of pretty people with tiny tots, and I’ll go mainline some caffeine?

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The paparazzi got their real first shot at Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale’s new baby Zuma Nesta Rock Stefani Rossdale as he posed for his very own passport at the Beverly Hills Library yesterday. Just what the hell a baby would need with a passport is beyond me. Maybe he’s involved with international baby espionage and intrigue. Or maybe he just wants something that says, “I crapped myself in 28 different countries.” Well, for a pants-pooping covert agent, you have to admit he’s pretty darn cute.

Annoyingly cute singer Gwen Stefani has given birth to a son, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale. Yeah, I know. Zuma Nesta? Isn’t that the name of some sleeping pill? I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t want my son’s name to conjure up images of some creepy green glowing moth invading my room. NineMSN reports,

Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale weighed in at a healthy 8.5 pounds. Mum and baby are both “happy and healthy” says a publicist from the hospital.

Zuma is Gwen’s second child with husband Gavin Rossdale, the couple already have a two-year-old son, Kingston.

If you ever wake up in the middle of the night to the soft fluttering of moth wings over your mouth, don’t say I didn’t warn you.

A very pregnant but still adorable Gwen in LA August 10

Singer Gwen Stefani is reportedly three month’s pregnant with husband Gavin Rossdale’s child. London’s The Sun says

Gwen Stefani has confirmed she is 13 weeks pregnant with bambino number two. A source said: “They found out at California’s Cedars-Sinai hospital and couldn’t wait to share the news with everyone.”

Anything that keeps her out of the studio is fine by me. A baby, a tumor, a bear, whatever. Just no more “Hollaback Girl” or lifting from “The Sound of Music.” I swear you could use those songs like Chinese water torture to get terrorists to confess every detail of their plots to take down the U.S. Headlines would read: “Great Satan Saved By Great Escape” and “Gwen Stefani Winds It Down!” That’s of course when we start praying for the bear or the tumor again and hope for a little divine intervention.

Gwen at LAX this past weekend: