She’s gone and cut that man right out of her hair — Jon and Kate Plus 8’s Kate Gosselin’s reverse mullet has finally been bushwhacked! Try not to piss yourself from excitement. According to UsWeekly

“Kate is a beautiful woman and I wanted to expand on her already famous locks and try something new, fun and whimsical,” hair stylist Lavette Slater [said]. “Kate Gosselin wasn’t afraid to mix up her trademark look.”

And apparently she isn’t afraid to shanghai skater punk’s look directly from 1985, either. All she’s missing is a couple of NOFX stickers and a VHS copy of “Bones Brigade” in her backpack. FAIL.

UPDATE: So she’s back to the old ‘do. Like you even really give a shit.

Arriving and leaving “The View” yesterday:

Her “interview” with Taylor Swift during the Hot Topics panel after the jump

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I guess this is what happens when Max Headroom and a Bedazzler literally “snatch you baldheaded.” Note to self: avoid iconic eighties TV characters and rhinestone appliqués at all costs.

Solange and her old weave at the Cointreau Teese Launch Party and Bungalow 8:

Halle Berry was photographed in Vancouver on Sunday with a hairdo that finally answers the age-old question, “What would you get if you crossed Rick James with Justin Guarini and then put tits on it?” I don’t like to point fingers, but I’m pretty sure this is all Canada’s fault. Just like Alanis Morrisette and free health care.

If you’ve always wondered what Eddie Munster would look like with long hair and red lipstick, wonder no more. And if you’ve always wondered what Eddie Munster would look like with long hair and red lipstick, you need to stop masturbating while watching TV Land and move out of your mother’s basement already. Weirdo.

Petra Nemcova at Marie Claire Presents A Screening Of “Holly” August 5th: