Paris Hilton Sued for $35 Million

Paris Hilton is facing a $35 million dollar lawsuit from a hair extension company that claims she violated her contract by not promoting their product. Note to self: “stank” and “wonk” must be way more marketable than I first thought. TMZ says: Hilton got just over $3.5 million since agreeing to become the spokesperson for …

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Miley Cyrus Has $25,000 Fake Hair

If you want a luscious mane like Miley Cyrus’, be prepared to sell off a kidney, because it’s gonna cost you a goddamn fortune. Or you could always wait until a particularly large wad of seaweed washes up on the shore and get it for free. I doubt anyone would notice the difference. According to …

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Mischa Barton Looks Great

Boy, the bass guitarist for Cinderella has really let himself go. You can almost smell the pee and regret from here. Mischa at an L.A. drug store yesterday, where she probably washed up in the bathroom sink and rummaged through the trash can for usables: PHOTO SOURCE: Fame

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