Apr 2, 200810
Katie Holmes Has Morphed Into Tom Cruise
Tags: haircut, hairdo, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise
With Katie Holmes’ new pageboy haircut, Tom Cruise is finally one step closer to fulfilling all of his completely normal narcissistic fantasies of having sex with himself. No more masturbating to Risky Business and Top Gun for this Hollywood star! A thorough taping of her breasts and strap-on are all that’s standing in the way of Tommy actually getting to pork himself. It’s practically every man’s dream come true!