Vanessa Hudgens is Growing a Damn Beard

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It’s gotta be a real blow to the ol’ manhood when you realize your girlfriend has more of a five o’clock shadow than you ever will. At least Zac Efron can take comfort in the fact his vagina will always be bigger.

Zac and “girlfriend”/werewolf Vanessa Hudgens promoting HSM 3 in Japan:

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Britney Spears Has Really Hairy Armpits

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Let’s all hope that Britney’s just taking a page out of Jewel’s book and launching her own brand of razor called “The Womanizer.” Then these pictures would just be part of a savvy marketing campaign instead of the signature calling card of fat girls and lesbians that world over.

EDITOR’S NOTE: The Farmer’s Almanac says a pelt that healthy and dense indicates we’re in for a long winter!

Leaving the International Dance Studios yesterday:

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Photo credit: INF Daily