“Girls Next Door” star Kendra Wilkinson and Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett were wed at the Playboy Mansion on Saturday. According to Us Weekly

Wilkinson’s [ex-boyfriend] Hugh Hefner [and] former Girls Next Door costars Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison were among the 500 guests.

Her brother Colin walked her down the aisle. Hef was originally slated to do the honor but Wilkinson changed her mind.

Not many guys would be down with your getting married at your ex’s mansion. Especially if your ex was going to be sitting in the audience surrounded by the other whores with whom you used to have lesbian threesomes for his entertainment. Hef might as well have thrown used condoms and Viagra at him instead of rice.

Kendra Wilkinson and fiance Hank Baskett are expecting their first child.  From People:

The Girls Next Door E! reality star told E! News’s Marc Malkin, “Hank and I are thrilled to announce that we are expecting our first child together. We are touched by the outpouring of support by our family, friends and fans.”

In February, Wilkinson, 23, told PEOPLE: “We always talk about [having kids]. He wants kids so [badly], and I do, too.”

Wilkinson even went so far as to tell PEOPLE that she and Baskett, a wide receiver for the Philadelphia Eagles, were already working on names.

“My first initial is K and my middle name is Leigh, so we were thinking of Kaleigh,” she said. “And he’s Hank Baskett III, so of course I’m going to have a Hank Baskett IV!”

Engaged since November, Wilkinson and Baskett, 26, plan to wed June 27 at the Holmby Hills, Calif., mansion of her former boyfriend, Playboy founder Hugh Hefner.

This poor kid has no hope at all of a normal life.  I mean, even regular kids are dumb as hell and they do stuff like poop on the floor and lick electrical sockets, but this baby’s parents are both so stupid they’re barely functional.  The kid will likely never learn how to talk in whole sentences and will probably spend most of its free time eating bugs and trying to fly.  It could have a fantastic career in the circus, though… not everybody would be so willing to climb inside a bear’s mouth and then set their own hair on fire.

At the “Red Tie Affair” Red Cross benefit in Santa Monica in March:

Pull out your hankies, boys and girls — Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson is engaged! Fairy tales really do come true! You know, the fairy tales where the wiggery slut with the fake tits ditches her pimp for a big black dude. You might have heard them referred to as “pornos.” Anyway, E! Online says

Philadelphia Eagles hunk Hank Baskett proposed to her atop the Space Needle this past weekend. [Kendra] seemed completely shell-shocked at the ring. H.B. even got down on one knee to pop the big [question].

I bet Kendra was surprised. It was probably the first time a guy had knelt down in front of her without trying to get a look at her leather doughnut. And to think that dummy went with a ring when all he really needed was a stack of singles and a forty of Schlitz! You might have heard it referred to as “irony.”