Ashley Greene (of the Twilight movies) went to a New Year’s party, and somehow the personal photos she took at the party ended up on the webernets.  Maybe because she’s an attention whore and she leaked them herself, or maybe one of her friends is a moneygrubbing backstabber who sold them, or JUST MAYBE it’s because you were a very good camper all last year and Santa brought you a belated surprise.  I guess Santa’s kind of a prude, though, because these pictures are really tame.  Or maybe Ashley learned her lesson after the last time some of her pictures got leaked, and now she keeps her clothes on.  I bet she even takes baths in footie pajamas.

I hope all you sluts and perverts have a safe and happy New Year’s Eve, and assuming I have enough cash stuffed in my thong to make bail, I’ll see you back in this joint next year.  Kisses!

Happy New Year, bitches!  Don’t mix wine with hard liquor (or if you do, be sure to vomit only on the people you don’t like) and try not to get arrested because everyone you know will probably be too drunk to come bail your ass out.  We’ll be back in 2009 — most likely with a roundup of more DUIs, unfortunately, because famous people never learn.

Also wishing you a Happy New Year is Kelly Brook’s rack.  These aren’t really higher resolution than the ones from earlier today, but they’re bigger and there are more of them.  There’s also a whole lot more of What’s-His-Face, but he’s not really fug or anything.  If you’re not into dudes, I have perfect faith in your ability to ignore him: