Sorry, crybaby liberals and Hollywood kiss-asses, but Angelina Jolie isn’t team Obama. Ha ha, in your face! Us Magazine says

Barack Obama does not have Angelina Jolie’s seal of approval.

“She hates him,” a source close to the U.N. goodwill ambassador, 34, [says].

“She’s into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise. Angie isn’t Republican, but she thinks Obama is all smoke and mirrors.”

Finally. Someone in Hollywood who isn’t a complete fucking moron. Barack Obama is a socialist. Period, end of sentence. If one more person starts blathering to me about his “ground-breaking” plans for health care reform, I’m gonna puke. We spend more money per capita on health care than any other civilized nation, sure. But do you know why we do? Because we’re a nation of lazy fatasses who’d rather deep-fry another turkey than walk more than the eight feet to the fridge. Proof in point:

Two-thirds of Americans are either overweight or obese, said Dr. Thomas Frieden, director of the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

New research shows medical spending averages $1,400 more a year for an obese person than for someone who’s normal weight.

Overall obesity-related health spending reaches $147 billion, double what it was nearly a decade ago.

Prescription drugs are the biggest driver of those costs: Medicare spends about $600 more per year on medications for an obese beneficiary than a normal-weight one.

Health economists have long warned that obesity is a driving force behind the rise in health spending. For example, diabetes costs the nation $190 billion a year to treat, and excess weight is the single biggest risk factor for developing diabetes. Moreover, obese diabetics are the hardest to treat, with higher rates of foot ulcers and amputations, among other things.

Not to mention the heart disease, hypertension, dyslipidemia, stroke, liver disease, gallbladder disease, sleep apnea, early on-set osteoarthritis and overall disgusting sweaty smell that come with being a fatty. Maybe instead of expecting Barack Obama to pay you to drain the system with your obesity-related unemployment issues, you could see about actually walking to the mailbox to pick up your welfare check instead of using your Hoveround and government-funded ramp additions. Baby steps is all I’m asking, people. Baby steps. And maybe that you actually stop and chew between bites.

Not being a tubby leech on the set of Salt:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News