People often accuse me of gratuitous sexual objectification and pandering to the lowest common denominator, but I prefer to think of it more as “celebrating all that is woman.” Nice, isn’t it? Yeah, I thought so. Feel free to use it as your own the next time your wife catches your jerking off in the front of the computer at two in the morning. It ought to buy you a few extra seconds while she decides where it is she wants to hit you first.

NSFW Heather Graham boobies in “Boogie Woogie”:

The 2010 Golden Globe Awards were last night.  We could kill some time talking about them, but nobody really cares about the actual awards.  Let’s just cut to the chase and take a look at what all the ladies were wearing, shall we?

Halle Berry:

Christina Hendricks:

Jennifer Aniston (with Gerard Butler):

Nicole Kidman (with Mo’Nique):

Diane Kruger (with Joshua Jackson):

Mariah Carey (with her wife Nick Cannon):

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Since there is absolutely nothing of remotely any interest going on today, here are some random pictures of Heather Graham on a beach someplace with some dude.  Just because.  I mean, would you rather look at Heather Graham’s wet ass in a bikini, or pictures from the premiere of stupid dumb Bandslam? Yeah, that’s pretty much what I thought.  You’re welcome, bitches.

Heather Graham was in Dublin for another premiere of The Hangover, and it would appear that she continues to not be dead.  I keep forgetting she exists, which is both mysterious and unfortunate since Heather Graham isn’t even annoying and I don’t hate her at all and I would much rather forget about the existence of some assclown like Heidi Montag.  Why can’t SHE just keep falling out of my brain as though she never even happened in the first place?

Salut, mes porcelets!  It’s Sarah today.  Abby has the day off to start her training at Space Camp, but she’ll be back tomorrow.  Unless of course she meets up with a kid named Max and his best friend, Jinx… then her only hope is if John Travolta’s wife happens to be floating around and spackling on some glitter.  She once read a book on Morse code, you know!

There are probably only about 2% of you who will have any clue just what in the holy fucking hell Kelly Preston has to do with NASA.

Aaaanyway, the premiere of The Hangover happened yesterday, and I was under the impression from the previews that it starred Zach Galifianakis and some other dudes, but the red carpet photos are all about Heather Graham and her boobs in this somewhat ill-fitting and overly shiny red dress.  I seriously forgot Heather Graham was even alive, but apparently she’s not dead and she’s in The Hangover.  Who knew?

Whatever.  Boobs: