May 12, 20103

Mariah Carey Eees Eh-So Eh-Sexy

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Every good chola knows that nothing goes with capri-length sweats like a pair of four-inch platform stilettos. Mariah might not have a rose tattoo or any visible knifing scars, but she more than makes up for it with the diamond pacifier on a chain and the massive camel toe. I just hope she’s not planning on visiting anyone in Arizona anytime soon.

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Apr 8, 20088

Name That Celebrity: Gimp Shoe Edition

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Don’t get me wrong — I love a good FM boot or S&M inspired heel. Unfortunately, there is nothing good about today’s Name That Celebrity footwear. Somewhere in between “ankle boot” and “gladiator sandal,” the mystery shoe looks like it started off as a dominatrix heel for Rihanna but then was half-assedly cobbled together for actress Sienna Miller. And if it’s for Sienna Miller, it’s safe to assume the pouches for condoms and coke are hidden somewhere inside the heel. Because she’s a slut who likes drugs, you see. Zing!

The big reveal after the jump!

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