Jan 17, 2011
Helena Bonham Carter always takes the cake for any red carpet worst dressed list out there, so I wasn’t going to vote her my Golden Globe Epic Fail winner. It’s a gimme, and gimmes are boring. But my hand was forced when I saw she was wearing two different shoes altogether. They aren’t even the same color. Now that’s the kind of commitment to fugly you generally only see in a Hot Topic or a gathering of the Juggalos. Let’s all raise a two-liter of Faygo and toast to the hideosity that is Helena Bonham Carter!
The rest of the Golden Globes fug (and there’s plenty!) after the jump.
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Jul 10, 2009
Some things are always certain. The sun rises in the east, the tides come in and out, and Helena Bonham Carter always looks like Stevie Wonder dressed her and a cat did her hair.
Jun 22, 2009
If you’ve ever wondered what Carrot Top would look like in Kabuki makeup, all your dreams just came true. Pervert.
First pictures of Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter, Helena Bonham Carter as the Queen of Hearts, and Anne Hathaway as the White Queen in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland:
Apr 7, 2009
The first picture of Helena Bonham Carter as a Terminatrix Serena in “Terminator: Salvation” has been released, showing the actress with a partially damaged face that reveals a primitive metal endoskeleton. The Daily Mail says
Helena Bonham Carter is to star in the new Terminator movie – but she will not be human.
The actress has already revealed that she plays a villain in the prequel, Terminator Salvation, telling an interviewer: ‘I kind of play a baddie, definitely a baddie. I don’t know how much I’m allowed to say, but I’m a very bad person.’
Fun fact about the film: to save money, make up artists on the set didn’t create a damaged prosthetic to plaster to Helena’s face — they simply took an old piece of latex and swabbed it against Paris Hilton’s vagina for twenty seconds. “At first we tried melting the latex with an acetylene torch,” one artist is quoted as saying, “and then we tried coating the latex in formaldehyde and using it to stamp out a grease fire. But nothing worked as well as Paris’ puss. It really looks like half of Helena’s face has been blown off.” Paris was reportedly more than happy to help once she saw there were cameras rolling.
In other action/adventure future film news, Robert Downey, Jr. looking Stark-tastic on the set of Iron Man 2:
