Kelly Rutherford Still Breast Feeding 2-Year Old Kid
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File this one under “Ewwww”: Gossip Girl star Kelly Rutherford is still breast-feeding her two-year old son. Page Six says
The 40-year-old pregnant mother [said] she still nurses her walking, talking 2- year-old son, Hermés. “It’s an amazing bond with your child,” she said, even pointing out that the experience benefits her body.
Um, okay. Another amazing bond with your child? The umbilical cord. But there’s a reason you sever those kinds of bonds. Nobody wants to play with the kid who breaks out his mom’s tits during snack time, just like nobody wants to play with the kid dragging around a smelly old placenta on a dried-up string. Besides, the name “Hermés” alone is probably enough to make him the resident school bus spitball target. That poor bastard was doomed from the start.
At the 36th Annual International Emmy Awards:
Picture source: SPLASH NEWS
