After making a statement about how she doesn’t feel the need to appear intelligent, wunderkind Megan Fox opens her yap to give us her perverted version of what hyper-popular High School Musical is all about. Digital Spy reveals,

Megan Fox has joked that the hidden plot of High School Musical concerns child molestation.

The Transformers actress told Esquire that the narrative of the movie is not as innocent as it may first appear.

Fox said: “Let me tell you what it’s really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad.

“It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved. You have to get stoned and watch it.”

In the same interview, Fox said that she had “no question in my mind about being bisexual”, but admitted to being a “hypocrite” about her taste in women.

“I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man,” she said.

Um, wait a sec here. Doesn’t she have a fiancé, Brian Austin Green, who she takes her “libido of a teenage boy” out on? Her logic is staggering. I have high hopes for this upcoming marriage.

Because Transformers is primarily aimed at horny teenagers, here’s a scene where she makes a “sexy” quick change froma leather outfit into a dress.